Well I was sittin' in a road house down on Highway 41
You were wipin' off some ketchup on a table that was done
I knew tou didn't see me I was in a corner booth
Of course you weren't my waitress, mine was missing her front tooth
So I flagged you down for coffee but I couldn't say a thing
But I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name
I'm in love with you baby, I don't even know your name
I've never been too good at all those sexual games
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name
So I ordered straight tequila a little courage in a shot
I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot
I got a litlle wasted yeah I went a litlle far
But I finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car
The last thing I remember I heard myself say
I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name
The next thing I remember I was hearin' weddin' bells
Standin' by a woman in a long white lacy veil
I raised the veil she smiled at me withhout her left front tooth
And I said where the hell am I and just who the hell are you
She said I was your waitress and our last name's now the same
'Cause I'm married to you baby and I don't even know your name
Yeah I'm married to a waitress I don't even know her name
I've never been too good at all those sexual games
I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
Hey I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name
