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Hoobastank - The Reason
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Hoobastank - Crawling In The Dark
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Hoobastank - Same Direction
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Hoobastank - Out Of Control
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Hoobastank - Disappear
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Hoobastank - If I Were You
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Hoobastank - Just One
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Hoobastank - Unaffected
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Hoobastank - Let It Out
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Hoobastank - Running Away
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Hoobastank - My Turn
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Hoobastank - So Close, So Far
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Hoobastank - The First Of Me
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Hoobastank - Lucky
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Hoobastank - The Letter
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Hoobastank - Better Left Unsaid
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Hoobastank - First of Me
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Hoobastank - I Don't Think I Love You
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Hoobastank - Never There
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Hoobastank - Say The Same
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Hoobastank - 150
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Hoobastank - A Thousand Words
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Hoobastank - Born To Lead
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Hoobastank - Can I Buy You a Drink?
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Hoobastank - Escape
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Hoobastank - Fallen Star
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Hoobastank - Foot In Your Mouth
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Hoobastank - From The Heart
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Hoobastank - If Only
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Hoobastank - Inside Of You
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Hoobastank - Magnolia
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Hoobastank - More Beautiful
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Hoobastank - Our Song
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Hoobastank - The Dance That Broke My Jaw
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Hoobastank - The Fallen
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Hoobastank - This Is Gonna Hurt
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Hoobastank - This Is Just The Beginning
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Hoobastank - Up And Gone
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Hoobastank - We Are One
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Hoobastank - What Happened To Us?
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Hoobastank - You're The One
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Hoobastank - A Timeless Classic
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Hoobastank - Afterparty At The Actor's Estate
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Hoobastank - All About You
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Hoobastank - All I Ever Wanted
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Hoobastank - Better
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Hoobastank - Buzzkill (Before You Say Goodbye)
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Hoobastank - Can You Save Me?
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Hoobastank - Connected
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Hoobastank - Connected (halo 2 Soundtrack)
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Hoobastank - Did You
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Hoobastank - Divine
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Hoobastank - Don't Look Away
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Hoobastank - Don't Tell Me
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Hoobastank - Don't Think I Love You
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Hoobastank - Earthsick
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Hoobastank - Educated Fool
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Hoobastank - End Of Our Rope
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Hoobastank - Face The Music
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Hoobastank - Finally Awake
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Hoobastank - Force Feed Me
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Hoobastank - Ghostbusters
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Hoobastank - Give It Back
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Hoobastank - Gona Gone Gone
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Hoobastank - Gone Gone Gone
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Hoobastank - Good Enough
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Hoobastank - Head Over Heels
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Hoobastank - Hello Again
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Hoobastank - I Felt a Song Inside Me
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Hoobastank - If My Tongue Could Talk
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Hoobastank - Incomplete
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Hoobastank - Invisible
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Hoobastank - Is It Just Me?
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Hoobastank - Is This The Day?
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Hoobastank - Just Let Go (Who Cares If We Fall)
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Hoobastank - Karma Patrol
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Hoobastank - Leave Today
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Hoobastank - Let You Know
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Hoobastank - Look Where We Are
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Hoobastank - Losing My Grip
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Hoobastank - More Than a Memory
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Hoobastank - Moving Forward
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Hoobastank - My Broken Legs
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Hoobastank - My Prescription
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Hoobastank - Naked Jock Man
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Hoobastank - Never Be Here
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Hoobastank - Never Be Here Again
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Hoobastank - Never Saw It Coming
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Hoobastank - No Destination
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Hoobastank - No Win Situation
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Hoobastank - Now Or Never
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Hoobastank - Open Your Eyes
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Hoobastank - Paper Promises
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Hoobastank - Paper Promisses
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Hoobastank - Papercuts And Exit Wounds
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Hoobastank - Pee Wee
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Hoobastank - Pieces
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Hoobastank - Prank Call To The Cobalt Cafe
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Hoobastank - Push Pull
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Hoobastank - Ready For You
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Hoobastank - Reclaiming The Throne
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Hoobastank - Red Sky At Dawn
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Hoobastank - Remember Me
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Hoobastank - Replace You
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Hoobastank - Reset The Breaker
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Hoobastank - Right Before Your Eyes
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Hoobastank - Santa´s Coming
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Hoobastank - Sick Of Hanging On
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Hoobastank - Silence Is Bliss
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Hoobastank - Sing What You Can't Say
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Hoobastank - Sleepyhead
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Hoobastank - Slow Down
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Hoobastank - Stay with me
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Hoobastank - Stuck Without A Voice
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Hoobastank - Subways In Pittsburgh
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Hoobastank - Sweet Cliches
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Hoobastank - Tears Of Yesterday
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Hoobastank - The Critic
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Hoobastank - The Lesson
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Hoobastank - The Mirror
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Hoobastank - The Pressure
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Hoobastank - The Rules
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Hoobastank - There Will Never Be Another One
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Hoobastank - This Is Taking Forever
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Hoobastank - This Is Where We Go It Alone
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Hoobastank - Tin Walls
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Hoobastank - To Be With You
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Hoobastank - Too Little Too Late
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Hoobastank - Tortoise
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Hoobastank - True Believer
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Hoobastank - Unquestionable
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Hoobastank - Waiting
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Hoobastank - We Don't Need The World
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Hoobastank - We're So Beyond This
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Hoobastank - What Doesn't Kill You Makes You Grow
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Hoobastank - What I Meant To Say
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Hoobastank - Who The Hell Am I?
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Hoobastank - Without a Fight
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Hoobastank - You Before Me
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Hoobastank - You Need To Be Here
Santa´s Coming
Hoobastank
It's a story that is almost never told
It's about a night that good ol' Santa wished he never had
And no one knows
He was tired of the misses always bitchin' (always bitchin')
And so sick of all those little helpers, too (helpers, too)
So he hopped in his ol' pick up truck
And he yelled that he don't give a fuck
"Tonight I'm gettin wasted at the Blue Oyster Saloon!"
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
Well you know that one drink led to another
And suddenly the room began to spin
So round and round ol' Santa went
Not knowing all the trouble he was in
They laughed and kicked him out the door
They said he couldn't have no more
And in the snow he nearly fell
He shook his fist and then he yelled
"You haven't seen the last of me!"
While he was standing in his pee
He flipped the bird and (?)
And stumbled off into the night
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So, on and on Santa walked
Heck, I reckon he must have walked for miles before he found a place to shelter him from the cold
A place of warmth, a sanctuary sold
And in this place, Santa feasted his eyes on a most beautiful creature
A creature that made his veins race with love blood
And his loins?
Hell, let's just say Santa's pole.. was pointing north
(Oh ho ho ho ho! Why hello there!
[Sheep Noises]
Oh, Have you been naughty or nice this year? Oh ho ho ho!
[More Sheep Noises]
Well I've got a little present for you!
[Zipper Noise])
Now everyone around has heard the story
A story that was almost never told
About that night that good ol' Santa wished he'd never had
And now you know
[Chorus]
I'm sorry, but there ain't no Christmas this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
So don't bother with the milk and cookies this year
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer
Cause Santa's drowning sorrows in his beer