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Mustard Plug - Mr. Smiley
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Mustard Plug - Box
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Mustard Plug - Get It Goin' On
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Mustard Plug - Go
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Mustard Plug - Gum
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Mustard Plug - Hit Me! Hit Me!
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Mustard Plug - In Your Face
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Mustard Plug - Life Is Too Short
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Mustard Plug - Miss Michigan
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Mustard Plug - Over The Edge
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Mustard Plug - Puddle Of Blood
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Mustard Plug - Safe
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Mustard Plug - Skank by Numbers
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Mustard Plug - Alone
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Mustard Plug - Already Gone
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Mustard Plug - Average Guy (7-11Man)
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Mustard Plug - Away From Here
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Mustard Plug - Beer (Song)
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Mustard Plug - Brain On Ska
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Mustard Plug - Copasetic
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Mustard Plug - Dressed Up
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Mustard Plug - Everything Girl
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Mustard Plug - Grow Up
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Mustard Plug - Insomnia
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Mustard Plug - Jerry
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Mustard Plug - Just a Minute
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Mustard Plug - Last Night
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Mustard Plug - Lolita
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Mustard Plug - Mend Your Ways
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Mustard Plug - Mendoza
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Mustard Plug - Murder In The Tulip City
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Mustard Plug - Never Be
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Mustard Plug - No One But Myself
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Mustard Plug - Not Again
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Mustard Plug - Not Enough
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Mustard Plug - Not Giving In
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Mustard Plug - On And On
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Mustard Plug - Pick-Pocket Man
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Mustard Plug - Real Rat Bastard
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Mustard Plug - Sadie May
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Mustard Plug - Schoolboy
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Mustard Plug - Send You Back
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Mustard Plug - So Far to Go
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Mustard Plug - Someday, Right Now!
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Mustard Plug - Something New
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Mustard Plug - Sorry Now
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Mustard Plug - Suburban Homesick Blues
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Mustard Plug - Sweet Potato
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Mustard Plug - Tell Me
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Mustard Plug - The Freshman
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Mustard Plug - The Park
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Mustard Plug - Thigh High Nylons
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Mustard Plug - Throw a Bomb
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Mustard Plug - Time To Wake Up
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Mustard Plug - Time Will Come
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Mustard Plug - To Be
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Mustard Plug - Too Stoopid
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Mustard Plug - We Want The Mustard
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Mustard Plug - We're Gunna Take on the World
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Mustard Plug - What You Say
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Mustard Plug - Who Benefits?
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Mustard Plug - Yesterday
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Mustard Plug - You
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Mustard Plug - You Can't Go Back
Too Stoopid
Mustard Plug
too much beer, or so you thunk.
A night of drinking had clouded your head,
and in another day you wouldn't know what you said.
You said you were sorry as you drooled on my shoe,
and I just laughed at one sight of you.
You couldn't walk straight and you slurred when you spoke,
and I thought it was just a joke.
I want to love you but you're too damn stoopid,
I want to love you but you're just plain dumb.
I want to love you but you're head's full of air,
you're stone dumb but I don't care.
Well the second time I saw you you said you were sick,
strong cough syrup and many of it.
Stomach cramps and a blistering fever,
I carverd your thoughts like a butcher's cleaver.
You're ? you said it yourself.
You needed some rest, you felt like hell.
All your medication had made you slow,
but it was yourself, how was I to know?
The third time I saw you you hadn't slept a wink,
not enough Zs you just couldn't think.
You tossed and turned the whole night long,
and when you awoke the world seemed wrong.
It was much too early, your eyes were lead,
you said you felt like the living dead.
Sleep deprivation was the word today,
but how should i have known you were always this way?
The last time I saw you, you had nothing to claim,
you couldn't think fast enough to even explain.
I looked into you eyes and could see your teeth.
It's strange enough, what you're saying to me...
a rocket scientist you will never be,
you'll never be a master of philosophy.
But dumb as you are, I can plainly see,
it doesn't take a brain to see what you mean to me!
