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Modern Baseball - Tears Over Beers
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Modern Baseball - Your Graduation
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Modern Baseball - The Weekend
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Modern Baseball - The Thrash Particle
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Modern Baseball - How Do I Tell A Girl I Want To Kiss Her?
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Modern Baseball - I Think You Were in My Profile Picture Once
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Modern Baseball - Fine, Great
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Modern Baseball - Re-do
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Modern Baseball - It's Cold Out Here
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Modern Baseball - Just Another Face
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Modern Baseball - My Love
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Modern Baseball - Rock Bottom
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Modern Baseball - See Ya, Sucker
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Modern Baseball - The Old Gospel Choir
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Modern Baseball - Wedding Singer
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Modern Baseball - (240)
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Modern Baseball - @chl03k
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Modern Baseball - Alpha Kappa Fall Of Troy The Movie Part Deux (2 Disc Directors Cut)
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Modern Baseball - And Beyond
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Modern Baseball - Cooke
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Modern Baseball - Every Day
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Modern Baseball - Hope
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Modern Baseball - Hours Outside In The Snow
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Modern Baseball - Notes
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Modern Baseball - Pothole
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Modern Baseball - Re-done
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Modern Baseball - The Waterboy Returns
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Modern Baseball - Timmy Bowers
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Modern Baseball - Apartment
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Modern Baseball - Apple Cider, I Don't Mind
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Modern Baseball - Best Friend
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Modern Baseball - Breathing In Stereo
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Modern Baseball - Broken Cash Machine
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Modern Baseball - Casket
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Modern Baseball - Charlie Black
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Modern Baseball - Coals
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Modern Baseball - Coding These To Lukens
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Modern Baseball - Going to Bed Now
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Modern Baseball - Hiding
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Modern Baseball - Holy Ghost
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Modern Baseball - Home
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Modern Baseball - Infinity Exposed
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Modern Baseball - Intersection
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Modern Baseball - Look Out
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Modern Baseball - Mass
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Modern Baseball - Note To Self
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Modern Baseball - Phone Tag
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Modern Baseball - Play Ball!
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Modern Baseball - Revenge Of The Nameless Ranger
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Modern Baseball - Short
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Modern Baseball - Two Good Things
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Modern Baseball - What If
Going to Bed Now
Modern Baseball
Who's already got one of everything you thought would be the perfect
Accoutrement to their unnerving temperament?
Attention
What could a lowly peasant being like myself
Offer a perfect pleasant savior of humanity
The redeemer of us sickly, sinning hillbillies?
Attention
Just one more resounding stab at all the others
You've almost blown your cover
But your traps don't stick
One more bottle should do the trick
Discreetly cleansing the remnants of every disdainful quip
You found no escape route
But I know you well enough to hate you now
It's too bad you haven't figured that out
What do you call someone
Who calls you out on DIY ethics you don't embody
As he drains his dad and mommy's monthly data plan?
An asshole
With an iPhone
I'll admit, I'm in the same boat
Caught between my adolescent safety net
And where the world wants me to be
But I never use that as an excuse
To treat my friends the way that you treat me
Just one more distorted, sad attempt at humor
From the jagged, bleeding tumor in our throat
Malignance at best, and quick to address yourself
As anything other than what we've learned to expect
The patron saint of Good God Damn
I'll kick myself to sleep
Before I shake that grimy, dirty, crusted, arrogant hand
So please leave my house
